Gangster Chic II

When will people realize that gangster chi is nonexistent? Let's break it down. The bandana is an instant fashion mistake. They were never in style, no matter how hard the teens try to bring them back. First thought when someone spies a red bandana around the head? Poser. The tee does have some potential, but with the red bandana and grey half-zipped hoodie, it flops. The look this poor boy wants to achieve is so lost. Indie? Thug? Skater? Kewl kid? You may think your original and don't need to fit into a label, but I'm here to tell you otherwise. Pick something and go with it. Don't get lost in translation, fashionistas!

XOXO/XXXX/OXOXO

(I have no idea which one)

Rock of Love Dropout

The revealing, pink top is just too much. She looks like the latest contestant that did not receive a pass in Rock of Love. Poor thing, she's also pretending she was married to Brett Michaels with the veil on her head. :(

Helpful hint: Watch Rock of Love, and dress the opposite. Remember, there's a fine line between classy and slutty!

XXX

Not So Bossy

This is just a plain old mess. Though I do compliment this girl on wearing a bold aqua tee, it went wrong with the "Pepper Alright" text. Band tees, if this "pepper" nonsense is even a band, are never in style. Save them for the actual events and concerts you go to, people! It is there where you make a  statement. The overall look we are left with is wannabe thug nasty. Not a good appearance at all! It actually looks like Salt is missin' her Peppa.

The accessories are also horrendous. The necklace and glasses are not a good choice at all. Then again, nothing could ever help this outfit out. What a shame.

XXXX

Hataz

I'm proud to say that even with 142,982 views, I only have one hater. I would love to reveal this skank, but I am more dignified than that. I will, however, include another copy of the heavily distorted and censored picture... just for fun.

Enjoy the last day of break, fashionistas.

XOXO

The New "It" Glasses

You will be spotting these on Melrose, and on all the runway shows during fashion week. I think they were first worn in Lauren Conrad's Spring '09 collection. She's always on top of her trends!

Go out and buy a pair! I picked mine up at Sports Mart in New York, New York, only the FASHION CAPITOL of the world!

XOXO

Anna FAILtour

P.S. Anna Wintour, please do not sue me for having a similar name. You know you love me.

Welcome to 2009

Plaid was very hot and popular in Fall of 2008. Even beloved lesbian Ellen Degeneres modeled her plaid attire in one episode of her very popular talk show. As we transition into '09, we say goodbye to this trend. Apparently, this poor boy did not get the memo. It's time to bury all your flannel, and everything else plaid and shove it in a time capsule. Maybe fifteen years from now, it will strike again, but for now, let's leave it dead.

XOXO/OXOXO,

Anna FAILtour.

Two Words

SWEATER VESTS

Just say no.