Socialite Fail

I think a few people have been watching a little too much Gossip Girl. These girls are trying so hard to be fashion forward, they threw their common sense out the window. ON our right, we have a poor girl who lost all her shape with pillowcase that was obviously mistaken for a dress. Puffy sleeves are also totally not hot. I believe MC Hammer wore a similar style as pant legs. This dress/pillow case also has a hideous collar. Not even Blair Waldorf's maid would wear this ensemble to a messy work day. The foot wear is also a big blunder. They seem to be a hybrid of hooker boots and something one would spot at a convalescent home. And there's the hideous print to top it all off. Her horribly dressed counterpart is looking like a mess. With the messy, thick dreadlocks for hair and the hideous makeup, she could pass for an everyday street walker. Compared to the other epic fashion fail, however, her taste is excellent.

I'm sure these two were the highlight of the ball. I know if I spotted them at an event, I'd be mocking them for hours!

XOXO

"I, a basher..."

Hey there, my budding style divas. I received news that a little hater has been leaving comments around here. I thought I would share it with you, since it made my ego grow a whole lot.

There's nothing like a good hater to sky rocket you into fame.

Enjoy the comment below.

Warning, it is not suitable for young children, and also those who are literate.

Remember fashionistas, when bashing, be creative.

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Unmasking the Beast

Hater. More.

Keep your eye out for this bitter, tasteless hag.

Feel free to throw unfashionable articles of clothing at her.

XXXX

Fashion Disaster Roams the Streets

Don't fret, poppets, this person is not a street walker or a wanted criminal, just another epic fashion fail. This honestly deserves the title of biggest fashion fail to grace the pages of this notorious blog. Let's break it down. The color scheme is oddly familiar. Yes, I believe I saw it after I had that huge hangover after Madonna's bachelorette party. One can't help but down a few dozen martinis Madge is around. The purple, pink, and blue vomit was splattered is splattered al over this girl's ensemble. What the hell is on her neck? A scarf? A bandana? No girls, those are never fashionable, especially when it's the color of a moldy watermelon. Of course, there's also the black tee with what looks like a torn christmas bow on it. I'm not sure if it was a craft project after the holidays, but it is completely ridiculous. Also, if you can find her wrist in this garbage, you'll spot several brightly colored bead bracelets. With an outfit as bright and obnoxious as this, what is the need for even more? Finally, every epic fashion fail needs a pair of ugly sunglasses to complete an outfit. Avoid the martini-vomit colors this spring, fashionistas.

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Infamous

With Epic Fashion Fail's growing popularity, expect a lot more updates and design changes. Keep the views coming, you know it's addicting.

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What the Hell

Is all I can say...

Just kidding! Of course I can say more and ridicule this epic fashion fail. Let's start with my mess on the left. The leather jacket could have worked, but along with the hideous blue scarf and all the other layers it's hideous. Everything just clashes. I' ll give the benefit of the doubt and say that there was a fire, and these were the first clothing items she found. The mess on the left is another story. He obviously needs to subscribe to my blog and realize plaid is just dated. The vest is also incredibly unnecessary. It's big, bulky, and tasteless. 

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The Pregnant Man

There is a lot going on with this outfit. First of all, the ugly maroon sweater makes this social look like the the pregnant man. It's completely unflattering. Also, wearing a cross as an accessory is just complete blasphemy, and so six years ago. The two dollar party city shades are just so cheap and don't match the outfit at all. What the hell were you thinking?! To top off this epic fashion fail, this poor boy struts his stuff and poses like Paris Hilton. Everything is just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

I'm expecting to see the pregnant man on Oprah soon.

Until next time, fashionistas!

XOXO