New Years Resolutions

Mine? Don't look like this at all during 2009. This poor girl, she must have some brain issues in order to look like an epic fashion failure so often.

XOXO/OXOX

Anna FAILtour

A Small Break

I am taking a teeny break from blogging today. Don't fret my wannabe fashionistas, I'll be back soon. I'm just going on a few trips to some thrift stores, Good Will, Salvation Army, Urban Outfitters, American Apparel, and maybe Hollywood & Vine or Melrose. A camera is in tow, because I'm pretty fucking positive we'll run into some epic fashion failures. 

XOXO

Anna FAILtour

P.S. Don't get hostile because you have been insulted while reading my blog. Just get real. <3

Public Service Announcement

Take this blog seriously, and you may just be retarded.

Shapeless Jackets

Want to look like a shapeless, tasteless fool during winter? Here is the outfit for you.

Step Off, Homie

Gangster chic is something I will never get. Baggy, unflattering pants, disgusting patterns, and trashy hats. It comes with an attitude that everyone likes to make fun of, such as the middle finger, a new vocabulary, and making a damn fool out of yourself. Here, we see everything wrong with the gangster attire. The dirty, white tee is ridiculous. It does not add any "cred" readers, it just says that you don't shower. There is also the fact that she is wearing too many bracelets. I've discovered that beaded bracelets in obnoxious colors means that you are just a hardcore kid, or you enjoy sucking a lot of penis. Then again, I just heard about that from Degrassi. Anyways, the fashion fail continues with the DC hat. It's really ugly and obnoxious. Not a good accessory at all. Keep it classy, kids. Oh, and take pictures so you can realize what a jackass you are ten years from now.

People Who Hate People

Some people are complaining about my blog, my master piece. I personally believe that they are just bitter they did not create the idea themselves. I remain anonymous, much like Gossip Girl, so as to give me free reign over whatever I say. Some people just don't get that. I believe it was called "weird" by a few people. Weird? Why is it weird? Going outside the box and pointing out fashion/phashion failures is not weird. It's doing a societal service, and helping people realize what unruly messes they truly are. The bashing will continue shortly. I put up a heavily distorted and censored picture of the offender. Suck it hard, bitch.

XOXO

Wannabes

Why are people so desperate to look cool? This scenester is obviously trying too hard with the oversized sunglasses, blond hair, and joker shirt. The shirt itself was obviously purchased at HotTopic, the number one location for trashy shirts. It really is a big blunder, and better kept for Halloween. The blond hair is so overly bleached that I feel sorry for each strand. It looks like a wig borrowed from an Orange County cougar looking for a good time. Oversized glasses are never a good accessory for boys, especially wannabe scene kids. There's also the fact that he is wearing regular glasses under them. There is no hope for this giant hot mess, epic fashion fail.

Be a Loser at Your Prom!

Prom marks one of the biggest nights in every girl's high school career. It's a night of magic, dancing with your friends, hooking up with the hottest guys, and partying it up all night long. For this epic fashion failure, however, it marks the most embarrassing day in her life. Whoever the parent or guardian is that allowed this hot mess out dressed like that must be arrested for child abuse. The faux fur around the neckline is just not classy, despite making the bust look much larger. It is cheap and really unattractive. Additionally, the red choker is cutting her neck in half, causing it to lose length. A long neck is very attractive, and is a must for anyone who wants to be a model. Wearing the choker just makes this confused girl look neckless. The red lipstick just screams "desperate cougar looking for a man!" She looks ready to get wild with many boys on the dance floor, but for prom you really want a classy, timeless look. Avoid looking like a cheap whore and a good time at all school affairs. It makes you much hotter and dignified!

XOXO

Such a Disgusting Outfit, Y'all!

Oh. My. God. What isn't wrong with this outfit? Let's start with the cow print hat. Animal prints have officially died, people! Anyone who wears them just screams trashy and desperate. The shape of the hat is also all wrong, making this woman's head look much longer than it really is. It throws off her proportions, and makes her look like a fucking cartoon character. Next, the blouse, if you can even call it that. All the ruffles are so unflattering, making this poor southern belle look flat chested. It is also so cheap and poorly made that it looks like she was thrown off her house in the rodeo, and then trampled during the pig race. The skirt over jeans is the biggest mistake in this picture. Yes, Hannah Montana can pull it off, but she is the only one. If you are not a secret pop star, then don't wear that combination. Of course, the skirt itself is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. The embroidered flowers along with the fringe at the bottom was never in style. Please people, southern chic is nonexistent. Never try to pull it off!

Fashion Failure Alert

Whoever gave this wannabe fashionista the green light on this faux-vintage kitty sweater was seriously disturbed. Every thing about this ensemble is an epic fashion fail. The bright, bloody red along with the ocean blue is a color combination that died several decades ago. The kitty face, along with the the various kitty accessories, just throws off the proportions of the outfit, making this girl seem twenty pounds heavier than she actually is. Even her friend is very distraught at the site of her HOrrific attire, embarrassed to just be seen with her. While trying to be a hipster at a thrift store, remember to avoid these sweaters that will make you an outcast in society.