Oh. My. God. What isn't wrong with this outfit? Let's start with the cow print hat. Animal prints have officially died, people! Anyone who wears them just screams trashy and desperate. The shape of the hat is also all wrong, making this woman's head look much longer than it really is. It throws off her proportions, and makes her look like a fucking cartoon character. Next, the blouse, if you can even call it that. All the ruffles are so unflattering, making this poor southern belle look flat chested. It is also so cheap and poorly made that it looks like she was thrown off her house in the rodeo, and then trampled during the pig race. The skirt over jeans is the biggest mistake in this picture. Yes, Hannah Montana can pull it off, but she is the only one. If you are not a secret pop star, then don't wear that combination. Of course, the skirt itself is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. The embroidered flowers along with the fringe at the bottom was never in style. Please people, southern chic is nonexistent. Never try to pull it off!
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