Socialite Fail

I think a few people have been watching a little too much Gossip Girl. These girls are trying so hard to be fashion forward, they threw their common sense out the window. ON our right, we have a poor girl who lost all her shape with pillowcase that was obviously mistaken for a dress. Puffy sleeves are also totally not hot. I believe MC Hammer wore a similar style as pant legs. This dress/pillow case also has a hideous collar. Not even Blair Waldorf's maid would wear this ensemble to a messy work day. The foot wear is also a big blunder. They seem to be a hybrid of hooker boots and something one would spot at a convalescent home. And there's the hideous print to top it all off. Her horribly dressed counterpart is looking like a mess. With the messy, thick dreadlocks for hair and the hideous makeup, she could pass for an everyday street walker. Compared to the other epic fashion fail, however, her taste is excellent.

I'm sure these two were the highlight of the ball. I know if I spotted them at an event, I'd be mocking them for hours!

XOXO

"I, a basher..."

Hey there, my budding style divas. I received news that a little hater has been leaving comments around here. I thought I would share it with you, since it made my ego grow a whole lot.

There's nothing like a good hater to sky rocket you into fame.

Enjoy the comment below.

Warning, it is not suitable for young children, and also those who are literate.

Remember fashionistas, when bashing, be creative.

XOXO

Unmasking the Beast

Hater. More.

Keep your eye out for this bitter, tasteless hag.

Feel free to throw unfashionable articles of clothing at her.

XXXX

Fashion Disaster Roams the Streets

Don't fret, poppets, this person is not a street walker or a wanted criminal, just another epic fashion fail. This honestly deserves the title of biggest fashion fail to grace the pages of this notorious blog. Let's break it down. The color scheme is oddly familiar. Yes, I believe I saw it after I had that huge hangover after Madonna's bachelorette party. One can't help but down a few dozen martinis Madge is around. The purple, pink, and blue vomit was splattered is splattered al over this girl's ensemble. What the hell is on her neck? A scarf? A bandana? No girls, those are never fashionable, especially when it's the color of a moldy watermelon. Of course, there's also the black tee with what looks like a torn christmas bow on it. I'm not sure if it was a craft project after the holidays, but it is completely ridiculous. Also, if you can find her wrist in this garbage, you'll spot several brightly colored bead bracelets. With an outfit as bright and obnoxious as this, what is the need for even more? Finally, every epic fashion fail needs a pair of ugly sunglasses to complete an outfit. Avoid the martini-vomit colors this spring, fashionistas.

XOXO

Infamous

With Epic Fashion Fail's growing popularity, expect a lot more updates and design changes. Keep the views coming, you know it's addicting.

XOXO

What the Hell

Is all I can say...

Just kidding! Of course I can say more and ridicule this epic fashion fail. Let's start with my mess on the left. The leather jacket could have worked, but along with the hideous blue scarf and all the other layers it's hideous. Everything just clashes. I' ll give the benefit of the doubt and say that there was a fire, and these were the first clothing items she found. The mess on the left is another story. He obviously needs to subscribe to my blog and realize plaid is just dated. The vest is also incredibly unnecessary. It's big, bulky, and tasteless. 

XOXO

The Pregnant Man

There is a lot going on with this outfit. First of all, the ugly maroon sweater makes this social look like the the pregnant man. It's completely unflattering. Also, wearing a cross as an accessory is just complete blasphemy, and so six years ago. The two dollar party city shades are just so cheap and don't match the outfit at all. What the hell were you thinking?! To top off this epic fashion fail, this poor boy struts his stuff and poses like Paris Hilton. Everything is just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong.

I'm expecting to see the pregnant man on Oprah soon.

Until next time, fashionistas!

XOXO

Gangster Chic II

When will people realize that gangster chi is nonexistent? Let's break it down. The bandana is an instant fashion mistake. They were never in style, no matter how hard the teens try to bring them back. First thought when someone spies a red bandana around the head? Poser. The tee does have some potential, but with the red bandana and grey half-zipped hoodie, it flops. The look this poor boy wants to achieve is so lost. Indie? Thug? Skater? Kewl kid? You may think your original and don't need to fit into a label, but I'm here to tell you otherwise. Pick something and go with it. Don't get lost in translation, fashionistas!

XOXO/XXXX/OXOXO

(I have no idea which one)

Rock of Love Dropout

The revealing, pink top is just too much. She looks like the latest contestant that did not receive a pass in Rock of Love. Poor thing, she's also pretending she was married to Brett Michaels with the veil on her head. :(

Helpful hint: Watch Rock of Love, and dress the opposite. Remember, there's a fine line between classy and slutty!

XXX

Not So Bossy

This is just a plain old mess. Though I do compliment this girl on wearing a bold aqua tee, it went wrong with the "Pepper Alright" text. Band tees, if this "pepper" nonsense is even a band, are never in style. Save them for the actual events and concerts you go to, people! It is there where you make a  statement. The overall look we are left with is wannabe thug nasty. Not a good appearance at all! It actually looks like Salt is missin' her Peppa.

The accessories are also horrendous. The necklace and glasses are not a good choice at all. Then again, nothing could ever help this outfit out. What a shame.

XXXX

Hataz

I'm proud to say that even with 142,982 views, I only have one hater. I would love to reveal this skank, but I am more dignified than that. I will, however, include another copy of the heavily distorted and censored picture... just for fun.

Enjoy the last day of break, fashionistas.

XOXO

The New "It" Glasses

You will be spotting these on Melrose, and on all the runway shows during fashion week. I think they were first worn in Lauren Conrad's Spring '09 collection. She's always on top of her trends!

Go out and buy a pair! I picked mine up at Sports Mart in New York, New York, only the FASHION CAPITOL of the world!

XOXO

Anna FAILtour

P.S. Anna Wintour, please do not sue me for having a similar name. You know you love me.

Welcome to 2009

Plaid was very hot and popular in Fall of 2008. Even beloved lesbian Ellen Degeneres modeled her plaid attire in one episode of her very popular talk show. As we transition into '09, we say goodbye to this trend. Apparently, this poor boy did not get the memo. It's time to bury all your flannel, and everything else plaid and shove it in a time capsule. Maybe fifteen years from now, it will strike again, but for now, let's leave it dead.

XOXO/OXOXO,

Anna FAILtour.

Two Words

SWEATER VESTS

Just say no.