Don't fret, poppets, this person is not a street walker or a wanted criminal, just another epic fashion fail. This honestly deserves the title of biggest fashion fail to grace the pages of this notorious blog. Let's break it down. The color scheme is oddly familiar. Yes, I believe I saw it after I had that huge hangover after Madonna's bachelorette party. One can't help but down a few dozen martinis Madge is around. The purple, pink, and blue vomit was splattered is splattered al over this girl's ensemble. What the hell is on her neck? A scarf? A bandana? No girls, those are never fashionable, especially when it's the color of a moldy watermelon. Of course, there's also the black tee with what looks like a torn christmas bow on it. I'm not sure if it was a craft project after the holidays, but it is completely ridiculous. Also, if you can find her wrist in this garbage, you'll spot several brightly colored bead bracelets. With an outfit as bright and obnoxious as this, what is the need for even more? Finally, every epic fashion fail needs a pair of ugly sunglasses to complete an outfit. Avoid the martini-vomit colors this spring, fashionistas.XOXO
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